I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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