bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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