If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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