But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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