Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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