so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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