Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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