bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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