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my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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