hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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