You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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