I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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