I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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