I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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