OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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