Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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