It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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