Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
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The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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