Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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