if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
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My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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