bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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