I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I have post one night stand depression
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