My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
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