If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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