I love black thongs
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
