so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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