Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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