Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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