Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
