Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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