Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I just forgot I was standing up.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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