Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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