The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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