I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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