i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
