winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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