Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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