woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Alive.
So much puke
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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