I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
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Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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