do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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