butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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