Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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