who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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