I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
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No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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