You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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