Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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