dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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