I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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