do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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