Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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