when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.