did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
if only i could text you this smell
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
She bit a glass in half.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends