To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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