I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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