he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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