In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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